Nowadays, commuting can be a real pain in the ass. No, not because of traffic, which has become bearable thanks to the newly-installed traffic lights. You can endure the traffic, but you're sure as hell lucky if you get down on a jeepney or a taxi without a headache after a dose of the Bisaya rap that makes it important to contemplate on phenomena such as farts, smelly armpits and thick eyebrows. Here are some lines: "Utot, baho kaayo... kabalo bitaw kang baho nganong simhuton!" (Fart, you know it stinks, why in the hell should you smell it?) Or: "Baho ka'g ilok... makasakit ug utok!" (Your armpit stinks... it makes one sick to the head!).
I understand this could be a venue for local budding talents or artists, but God, after hearing three puke-inducing songs about farts and armpits and thick eyebrows, it just makes you sick to the head.
2 comments:
hahahah! swerteha nimo oi. Arang2x nalang na kaysa atong mga kanta ni sarah geronimo! Gaad!
bwahahahahahaha!!!! yey, i also heard the armpit song..it was a very awkward situation in the jeepney, everyone's looking at each other's armpit!!!
Not Guilty,
_gorgeous Bayang_
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