Monday, March 26, 2007

Astutely economical.

Or economically astute.

In a special report, The Guardian challenged contemporary authors to be economical. The feature says that Ernest Hemingway considered his best work to have come in a six-word story: 'For sale: baby shoes, never worn.'

Yann Martel, author of the immensely entertaining and courageous Life of Pi has this --
"The Earth? We ate it yesterday."

Elmore Leonard, famous for his film-adapted novels Get Shorty, Out of Sight, Jackie Brown wrote --

Bob's last message: Bermuda Triangle, Baloney.

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2 comments:

isko b. doo said...

You know the most poignant verse in the New Testament is found in the Gospel of John:

"Jesus wept."

Just that. Two powerful words but it conveyed the great pain of Christ when told of the death of Lazarus.

Of course, gibuhi lang pud niya si Lazarus. Salig kay Ginoo bah. Tsk. hehehe

jayclops said...

Yeah. Imagine having to never utter a one-liner beyond six words.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a f—king big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchased in a range of f—king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f—k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f—king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f—ked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?

Renton, Trainspotting