My morning routine of email checking won't be complete without Viagra, and multitudes of it. Nope, not that there's really anything orgasmic about checking emails and nope I don't need it, my pole still stands mightily proud every morning even without my gentle coaxing of it (*evil maniacal laughs*). One of the first things I do when I sit in my chair and begin the day at work is to check my account in our own email server which is also housed in the office. Unlike Yahoo and Gmail which has the ability to filter spam, though not 100%, our MIS cannot figure a way how to stop the influx of these nuisance. Every morning an average of 10 floods my inbox and totalling to another 10 within the day.
Which explains obscene spam subjects like Viagra, or Growing Erection. Or weird ones like Increased Metabolism, Physical Performance, Exquisite Replica, 4ever Young, even Chopard watches. Also, the list wouldn't be complete without the names of fuckin' people who probably don't even exist. This morning really did it. From: Fuck Hard, Subject: Oral Medications. Jeezers.
haha maski sa yahoo may ganyan din. napupunta sa bulk folder. tas yung mga pangalan GHFOLMJd o kaya GHD_{PSJMFL<. dito sa ofis, nag-iispam din kame (utos ng kliyente) pero mas tedious.
ReplyDeleteoo nga. at least sa bulk napupunta. dahil kung sa inbox, iche-check mo pa isa-isa. san ka nagwo-work? i thought ur still in school?
ReplyDeletehaha, same here. this morning i got 27 emails; only 2 were legit, the rest were spam. three of them were from laarni enriquez (!) asking help to transfer erap's money to my account! :)
ReplyDeleteinis nga e. last week, me naopen akong email from a certain person na me name at ang subject ay "hi" at pagbukas ko, wala naman siyang kwenta.
ReplyDeleteafter that, nagsunud-sunod na ang spam ko. weeeeeeeeh. nyetah.
last week, nabuksan ko ang isang email from an entity na in furness, me pangalan naman na ang subject ay "hi" . tapos nung binuksan ko, wala namang kwenta.
ReplyDeleteafter that, nagkasunud-sunod na ang spam ko. nyetah.
ah dito ako sa isang web-based company sa ortigas. undergrad pa kami ni bebs gohetia pareho -- dahil di pa tapos ang TISIS. nyehehehe.
ReplyDelete@ chard. buti nga yan nakaka-work na kau kahit undergrad pa. at least better things are in ur way when u finished. tsaka nasa sentro kau, it's supposed to be the 'land of opportunities' where people from the provinces flock to get a taste of. hehehe
ReplyDeletei only get a lot of spam emails in my excite account. sa yahoo naman and sa gmail, they go directly sa bulk folder.
ReplyDeletehow do you get spam mails in your office email? we use MS Outlook, minimal or even 0.1% lang ang nakakapasok na spam.
i don't use outlook anymore because i have a non-existent computer. i'm a computer nomad. and our MIS in non-existent as well which explains my unfixed pc. right now im using a laptop which is not mine so i outlook may not be convenient because somebody owns this. hay! ang hirap ng buhay grrrr.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite e-mail spam is the one from Nigeria asking for money. Do people really fall for that? :)
ReplyDeleteThat's a classic spam email. And the countries range from different continents. Hahaha
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